to: the people in my home with opposable thumbs
re: what i need every single day!
1. the biscuits are in the bucket in the pantry closet. i get 20 every day. i do not ever need to do a trick to receive them.
2. the food is in the container beside the biscuits. i get half the container everyday. be sure to shop for another bag everyday. L. only gets one scoop.
3. my dog bed is in the living room. it needs fluffing & turn down thrice daily.
4. re: napping. i am never, ever, under any circumstances to be disturbed while napping. ever.
5. re: wildlife. i chase any & all wildlife. mom never, ever stops me.
6. the deck...i must lounge on it in the sun several times a day. refer to #4 above.
7. the boat...somebody better pilot it with me onboard every single day.
8. water...lots of it! for me! in the dog bowl, from the sprinkler, in the bay. it is all mine!
9. the vet. NO. WAY.
10. the kennel. reference #9 above.
11. fireworks. again, see #9 above.
are we clear??
signed,
phil, president & CEO of dog blog
(mom said!)
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