Saturday, November 1, 2008

forgotten...

sniff, sniff...ok, well, maybe not really forgotten, but i'm going for the pity factor here with mom. thanks, frances, for the shout-out to the group, because i think that is what finally goaded mom into letting me blog again.

more. than. a. month., people!! that's how long it's been.

if *i* had opposable thumbs, this tra-ves-ty would have never happened. mom blames it on things like travel & school. i'm not buying it any longer. with my very best hang-dog look...i convinced her to give up a saturday morning for me, me, ME!! i must be fair here...since our last post mom really has been busy. she really did travel. a lot. without us. for one of her trips, dad stayed home which meant super spoiling for me! no need for him to sneak the people food our way. nah, he just tossed us parts of whatever he was enjoying...couch surfing became our official sport. the one downside...he is clueless in the biscuit department. we went days, people, *days* without biscuits. [note to self...tell mom to leave him a note next time!] what about the times when everyone traveled but L. & i, you ask? well, let's just say that our kennel time was 'educational' & 'enlightening' this go around. we boarded where we have always boarded for the last 8 years, but when mom picked us up, she was flipping mad. oh, you do not want to see mom like that. our dog bed was saturated in urine. we, & i quote, "stank to high heaven." mom tossed the pillow, gave us 2 baths (L. was beside herself over that one!) & said 'never again' to the kennel.that seems like a good thing, but really, in just a few short weeks we would need to stay *somewhere* while mom & the gang went in airplanes (L. & i do not do airplanes). oh happy day for us when one of mom's sweet friends recommended this fine lady!!! Ms. K., you rock!!!! L. & i have died & gone to boarding heaven! last week we luxuriated in cushy digs & lots of love. when we came home, mom noticed that L. was not in her usual post-kennel catatonic state...she was actually, dare i say, normal! sweet sigh of contentment!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

friends in high places

word on the coconut telegraph is that polly, ollie & zoe's mom is on the cusp of blogging...c'mon miss L. (not to be confused with our elusive L.), plu-leeeezzzeeee do!!!

we love you miss L.!!!!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

an important message from phil & L...

hey you...yeah, you out there!...do you know what today is?? well, thanks to one of mom's she who blogs buddies, callista, we do! it is puppy mill awareness day. as rescued dogs, we are begging you that the next time you would like to add a member of the canine species to your family, instead of looking in a pet store, please consider visiting your local animal shelter.so many of us find ourselves in a new home as a cute puppy, but then, as we grow, the owners are less and less attentive to us. sometimes we aren't quite what the owner was looking for. sometimes our owners have to move to a place where we are no longer welcome. & sometimes, our owners die. no matter...we need you & your loving home!!L. was in sad circumstances two times before finally coming to her cushy alpha female position in our home. her first "family" didn't want her as she grew, & she was banished to the outside on a chain. eventually, her sad howls drove the owners crazy (good thing!) & she was put up for adoption. her next family was a very loving one, but within 6 short months one of the children had such severe allergies that L. had to go...again. now, 7+ years later she is mistress of the dog bed & all things meat.me...well, you can read my story here. mom says that she doesn't understand how someone can just decide you aren't right for them anymore. but that is ancient history for me!! i am almost 5 years in my little piece of sunlight for napping with biscuits & football tosses galore!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

school daze...

well, boyworld is finally back to school...their time is now occupied with things other than us. of course, this means less football throws.but the upside is that L. & i are much less likely to end up in an appliance box & there is a greater possibility of being a part of a tasty science experiment! it also means earlier mornings & that means earlier breakfast n' biscuit access! L. & i have tried to get in the spirit of things but we basically both agree...when boyworld is quietly working on assignments, the time is ripe for us to take more naps!!honestly, we don't get all the fuss about things like pencils...papers...books...(ok, so occasionally we might chew one of these items, but not much)...
hey, i'd trade an ol' piece of wood for a yummy biscuit any day! now, get back to work boys...i'm studying naps...

Saturday, August 23, 2008

because mom says...

mom says i'm hogging the blog again.
but i like to blog (insert whine here)...
even so, the persistent mom says i must give L. some space too lest she begin to feel left out.despite my lazy best "c'mon ma...don't make me blog her *again*!" mom proceeds to remind me that there is not one single bit of L. on the august posts.
i want to beg differ, but she is relentless...& she is right.
i say L. has been napping nonstop all month (you know, the whole 'dog days' thing)but mom won't budge...mom finally threatens to withhold all biscuits & so i must relent.in my defense L. is a bit shy & really doesn't seem to mind being bloggless, but...without further ado, i give you the 'many faces of L.'

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

BOW wow!!

my favorite place in the world...

Friday, August 15, 2008

the many faces of ME...

one for every occasion!really!mom says i'm so cute...what do you think??

Sunday, August 10, 2008

it's about time!

geesh mom! when you take a vacation could you give me a little more leash? it's been a month since i've posted.
ok, people...not. my. fault.!! mom & that jet lag thingy...what can i say. time for a bit of catch-up here...
L. is still lazy.
no one at my house read the memo from the previous post (whaaaa??).
but seriously...what's new?
another trip to the vet. oh yes! i needed one of my vaccination updates. now that put hound patrol on high alert...another kennel call??? nope. not that i can foresee. whew! L. came along too...for what, you ask? a manicure!!!!! mom has officially called trimming the priss' nails quits. our delightful Dr. M. is much better at it...plus, he has a muzzle!!!!! believe it or not, L. only growled once during the whole thing. i guess she sees that resistence is futile (especially with mom!).& finally...would someone please turn off the thunderstorms??? please. we had one friday night that was especially bothersome for my sensitive self. not even the bathtub or shower would suffice. mom was reading in bed & i snuck onto the forbidden space...one paw at a time. (hey, pollie, ollie & zoe can do it!) she arched an eyebrow over her novel & then dove for the camera!it bought me some time& a few ear scratches of pity.but as soon as that storm roared away, it was back to the doggy bed for me. hmmmphf.
today it is sunny & so that means boat time!!! woof!!! last night dad let me come along for a sunset cruise...but he would not let me sample his catch. darn.today i was front & center on the bow for a tidal creek cruise...only mom would not let me chase those tall white birds, no way, no how.& this afternoon, it is nap time!! oh how i love these *dog days* of summer! keep chillin' till the next time, phil

Thursday, July 10, 2008

memo to my peeps while mom is away...

from: phil
to: the people in my home with opposable thumbs

re: what i need every single day!


1. the biscuits are in the bucket in the pantry closet. i get 20 every day. i do not ever need to do a trick to receive them.


2. the food is in the container beside the biscuits. i get half the container everyday. be sure to shop for another bag everyday. L. only gets one scoop.


3. my dog bed is in the living room. it needs fluffing & turn down thrice daily.


4. re: napping. i am never, ever, under any circumstances to be disturbed while napping. ever.


5. re: wildlife. i chase any & all wildlife. mom never, ever stops me.


6. the deck...i must lounge on it in the sun several times a day. refer to #4 above.


7. the boat...somebody better pilot it with me onboard every single day.


8. water...lots of it! for me! in the dog bowl, from the sprinkler, in the bay. it is all mine!


9. the vet. NO. WAY.


10. the kennel. reference #9 above.


11. fireworks. again, see #9 above.


are we clear??

signed,
phil, president & CEO of dog blog

(mom said!)

ehem.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

blogiversary!!!!

yep, that's right...here at dog blog it's our one year blogiversary...grab a slice of cyber cake & a party hat (or 2!!!)& take a trip to our very first post! & the post that introduced our elusive L.!thank you so much for visiting over the past year...we enjoy your ear scratches & head pats very much! & thank you to our blog guests...ms. maggie, kolbe, hedge (we miss you, buddy) & pollie, ollie & zoe!